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Eschalot (EH'-shuh-lot') : A mild form of the onion. We mock the news, so you don't have to!

Everybody loves Scott Adams' Dilbert, but the office humor angle can't last forever. What direction should he take it?

15%	1.	It should be revealed that Dilbert is a reservist and he should get called to Iraq.
5%	2.	Zimbu the Monkey and Dogbert should spin off into their own comic, "EBanana and Ivory".
10%	3.	Jump forward thirty years, where Dilbert and the Boss find themselves roommates in the same nursing home.
80%	4.	The office humor angle is fine and it's idiotic for The Eschalot to suggest otherwise.

(The numbers don't add up to 100% because we just couldn't seem to get them to jive. But we're not idiots. At all. Ever.)