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In the Bush/Putin discussions at Camp David, which of the following phrases is most likely to come up?



30%1. "You arrogant farm-hand!"
11%2. "You think Siberia is cold?"
45%3. "How's the wife?"
12%4. "Lost a sub lately?"

(Percentages may not add up to 100% because we just made the numbers up and we were in a hurry. Oh, and rounding.)

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