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The coalition has been looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction, but none have been found. What's the deal?

10%	1.	Saddam pocketed them before he went into hiding.
-3%	2.	They weren't there to start with.
21%	3.	They're hidden under signs that say "Free, No obligation, Sales Seminar - Everyone Welcome!"
67%	4.	Saddam mailed them to various U.S. citizens in envelopes marked "You May Already Be A Winner!"

(Percentages add up to 100%, but we think your calculator may be broken. You should probably check into it.)