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Howard Dean sealed his gubernatorial documents for an unprecedented 10 years. What is in those documents that he wants to keep quiet?

8%	1.	New evidence exonerating Ollie North in the Iran-Contra Affair .
23%	2.	Photos of himself as "Howie" in several episodes of The Mickey Mouse Club.
5%	3.	Receipts for his "Flat Earth Society" annual dues.
79%	4.	A letter to the Franklin Mint requesting only the gray pieces of the Civil War Chess Set.

(The numbers don't add up to 100%, but we're sealing the reason for ten years. Make it twenty.)