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Why did President Bush visit Iraq?

10%	1.	Executive "Atta boy" for the troops.
55%	2.	Political boost for the election.
35%	3.	Making the best of a wrong turn by Air Force One pilot on his way back to the ranch.
5%	4.	Avoiding another series of "turkey" jokes by the senior Bush.

(Results may not equal 100% because we've shipped the poll functions offshore, where a good QC process doesn't quite exist. Yet.)